Cowboy Logic
Don't squat with yer spurs on.
Cowboys dance every dance as long as their bladders and feet hold out.
A smile from a good woman is worth more'n a dozen handed out by a bartender.
Real cowboys don't line dance.
Ridin a bronc is like dancin with a girl.
The trick is matchin yer partner's rhythm.
Cowboy dress is determined by three factors:
weather,work, and vanity.
Reciting poetry is like a haircut.
If it's good, ya feel like a million bucks.
If it's bad, ya hide yer head under a hat.
Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' ya none.
Some men talk 'cause they got somethin' to say.
Others talk 'cause they got to say somethin
Never wrestle with a pig,
You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
Careful is a naked man climbin' a bobwire fence.
If you can't sing -- dance.
Broke is what happens when a cowboy lets his yearnin's get ahead of his earnin's
Bein' too positive in your opinions kin get you invited to a dance --
in the street, to the music of shots, nicely aimed.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
Never trust a man who agrees with you.
He's probably wrong.
The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.
The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop diggin'.
Ride the horse in the direction it's goin.
If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, then it probably ain't.
An old timer's a man who's had a lot of interesting experiences -- some of 'em true.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman.
Neither one works.
It don't take no genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Never ask a barber if ya need a haircut.
Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
If ya git ta thinkin' yer a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions.
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you kin chew;
your mouth is probably bigger'n you think.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd,
take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Good judgement comes from experience,
and a lotta that comes from bad judgement.
When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.
When yer throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
Lettin' the cat out of the bag is a heckuva lot easier than puttin' it back in.
Always take a good look at what yer about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
The quickest way to double yer money is to fold it over and put it back in yer pocket.
After eatin an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...........The moral: When you're full of bull, keep yer mouth shut.
There are three kinds of men,
The one that learns by reading,
The few who learn by observation,
and the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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