Hey thar lil darlin'
Lets go and have some fun.
I'll brang tha duct tape
And you brang tha gum.
We'll plug up doz holes
In tha bottom of tha boat.
Be sure to brang a bucket
In case that boat dont float.
Lets go out in the ocean
An' cast us out a line.
Yer sure to catch a big fish
But dont be catchin' mine.
Dont worry 'bout doz big waves.
Dont matter we kint swim.
Somethin' sho'nuff will eat us
Iff'n evah we fall in.
Just hang on lil darlin'
I aint hurt ya yet.
Sho'nuff it wont hurt ya
To get a lil wet.
Bought this here compass
To show where we are.
It dont say "ahead" or "back"
So best not stray to far.
Jest keep yer eye on land
And tell me iff'n its gone
Then we'll turn dis boat around.
It sho'nuff wont take me long.
Come on lil darlin'
Head out to sea wif me.
We're sure to have a big time
And make good memo'ies.
Copyright by Eileen Breedlove